I'm a college student majoring in English Publication. I have two goals for after I graduate: one is to be a fiction novelist, and the other is to work for the Muppets (preferably writing or performing, but I'd be happy to scrub the toilets). I'm the "intern" at The Muppet Mindset, and I'm currently president of my school's Hillel. The blog title comes from my signature over on Muppet Central Forum, "My mind's own mind has a mind of its own," which originally refered to my lack of control over the stories I write. It has since become a running joke that I have three minds.